way to become a successful, quirky webcomic artist:
1. become inebriated. decide to become webcomic artist.
2. tell four or five of your friends that you are now a webcomic artist.
3. become inebriated.
4. write webcomic.
5. become inebriated.
6. debate alternate facial-hair arrangements.
7. fall in love, fall out of love. learn to do this quickly.
8. re-embrace john hughes, listen to more talking heads and 80’s revival bands.
9. consider wearing tights.
10. write sad, slow, bitter songs that you hope can encapsulate the whole of your romantic shortcomings, yet seem increasingly and increasingly more like tripe and pale emulations of romantic tropes with which you were overly saturated in the melodramatic 80s.
11. wonder if you have lost your entire grasp of the english language.
12. become inebriated.
13. consider how simple life can be if you make it.
14. stars are nice, sometimes.
15. perhaps you should eat more broccoli; I know I should.
16. it would be nice if more people biked.
17. everyone should just try to be a little nicer.
18. people should relax a bit more. nothing we can accomplish in our respective lifetimes will have any lasting effect on existence or the universe or even our own ecosystem, much less the humans around us. we are simply a species of write-offs, as all species on this wonderful, miserable oblate spheroid of a rock that we choose to find warmth and shelter in. thus, we should rejoice, and find joy in every moment we are allowed to waste, as we will not be harming too much, and we might be able to enjoy a minute or two here.
19. write more webcomics.
20. become inebriated.
21. continue to not sleep with those of the opposite sex.
